This is what I get for being a "nature girl"
and an "urban" greenie at that!
I had a date tonight, which went very well, so it made the rest of my story seem a lot more amusing than it probably would have otherwise . . . .
So, I bought this BRAND NEW car . . . . and I parked it under a fabulous huge SHADE TREE downtown while I enjoyed my evening with a charming and intellectual man from Chile . . . when this gentleman walked to me to my car at the end of the evening . . . . I found TONS of fresh (and I mean FRESH like still WET) bird shit ALL over my car!

So, I get home from my date at like 11 pm, and I have to go out to wash the SHIT off of my brand new car! I'm sure my neighbors thought I was some tweaker out there fidgeting with shit (literally) in the middle of the night strung out on something crazy! I got the hose out and everything.

. . . . and so life goes on fighting for a better urban environment and getting shit on in the process ;)







