This is what I get for being a "nature girl"
and an "urban" greenie at that!
I had a date tonight, which went very well, so it made the rest of my story seem a lot more amusing than it probably would have otherwise . . . .
So, I bought this BRAND NEW car . . . . and I parked it under a fabulous huge SHADE TREE downtown while I enjoyed my evening with a charming and intellectual man from Chile . . . when this gentleman walked to me to my car at the end of the evening . . . . I found TONS of fresh (and I mean FRESH like still WET) bird shit ALL over my car!

So, I get home from my date at like 11 pm, and I have to go out to wash the SHIT off of my brand new car! I'm sure my neighbors thought I was some tweaker out there fidgeting with shit (literally) in the middle of the night strung out on something crazy! I got the hose out and everything.

. . . . and so life goes on fighting for a better urban environment and getting shit on in the process ;)


5 Comments:
Gee, thanks for the visual image of the shit.... ;) Hope that's not the same sponge I used to wash the coffee pot this morning! hehehe Glad to hear your date was great!
ha ha ha :) Yes I used the kitchen sponge, why is that a problem? JK! I got a new sponge out and threw it away when I was done . . . .
The car has to be christen by nature, in some ways ;)
okay okay.... i hear about this hot, intellectual guy from Chile and just see a bunch of shit on your new car! !?!? Where are your priorities girl! :P Let us see a pic of this new bloke! :) *winks*
Hope you are doing well! I have a date this weekend to do w/ an Americano though.
mf - yeah, christened, I like that :)
frzbygal - you're right - he he - but i'm not going to post a pic of him on my blog - I'll email you one though :)
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