Position open!

Now accepting applications for "Boyfriend"

Applicants must desire a beautiful, intelligent, fun, adventurous, loyal, caring, loving, thoughtful, educated, successful, sexy, passionate, warm, supportive, understanding, gutsy, independant, sincere, and down to earth woman . . . who is not willing to put up with any bullshit.

Applications must include the following:

1. Proof of ability and/or willingness to spend time outdoors (e.g. camping, hiking, backpacking, skiing)
2. Places you wish to travel
3. Height, weight, body type, and shoe size ;)
3. Status of parents' marriage
4. Relationship history (including references)
5. Total asset value
6. Balance of all current bank accounts, including retirement funds and IRAs
7. Career goals and accomplishments (resumes will be accepted)
8. Willingness to marry and father children
9. Sperm count

10. Cooking skills

11. Medical history and current blood test results
12. Special talents (optional, but preferred)

Please submit application and all applicable information to canaturegirl29@hotmail.com